|—||The Son of Neptune (via redcoralpendant)|
HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.
i love hogwarts AUs but u know what i love even more hogwarts AU cliches
- sneaking into the dorms of other houses
- accidently switching ties after making out in a broom closet
- someone gets slipped a love potion with hilarious and harmless results
- V E R I T A S E R U M
- characters fighting off boggarts together
- characters finding out their patronus forms together
- goddamn i love hogwarts au cliches
- Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
- Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
- Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
- Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
- Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
- Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
- Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
- Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
- Track 8: Senate Massacre
- Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
- Track 10: Harvard Hitman
- Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
- Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
this track list was too good I had to reblog again
oh my god
I went to the gym like 2 times why am I still fat
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AND NOW I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 15 MINUTES
Arthur Chilling - Markers and Pencil
Been having fun playing with my new set of Letraset’s neutral grey markers, courtesy of an awesome fan (thank you again)! Letraset are my absolute favorite markers to work with and are great for building subtle layers and tones. To prove my point, the image above is completely untampered with (barring the watermark), that’s just the scan as-is. Magical inks, those.
I was lucky enough to watch the majority of the creation of this (being married to an artist has its perks) and it was like watching a magic show. Suddenly, a pencil sketch turned into a fully formed, inked and b&w colored gorgeous piece. Fuck you, Stiffler. <3
remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
"are you one of those dramatic gays?"
i have never received a better text in my entire life
my funeral is going to be fucking wild